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Orlando: The D-Dor you never knew
By Kayode Fasua
In the days of yore, when African native monarchical rule still bore
teeth, there was a succession dispute between two royal siblings, at a
nondescript location.
The kingmakers, who possibly paraded the Biblical Solomon Wisdom, after
draining gourds of original palm-wine, successfully resolved the royal
dispute. “Both of you, the elderly and the younger, go severe and bring
the most bitter part of an animal, so you can become king,” the
dispassionate kingmakers hollered.
Thoughtlessly, the younger prince went and pounced on a goat, slaughtered
it and ripped of its heart. He raced to the ever taciturn kingmakers and
said “Take; heart is the sweetest body part.”
But the elderly prince, guided by native intelligence, proceeded to the
elders to seek counsel. There, he was told, “the tongue is the sweetest
body part.” He obeyed and presented “tongue” to a bewildered council
of kingmakers.
Yet, the kingmakers made a last-lap demand. “Go bring the most bitter
part in an animal, to become king.”
Irascibly thoughtless as ever, the young prince chuckled and simply went
to slaughter a fowl; plucked out its gall bladder and went to the
kingmakers, waiting to be crowned.
But his elder brother sought out the elders as usual. The elders, without
bating an eye-lid, again said, “go and present tongue, for it is the
most bitter part in the body.” Confused, the prince asked, “Why?”
And he was told that “the tongue is the sweetest and the most bitter
because the power of life and death lies in it; it’s a double-edged
sword, a source of either joy or of sorrow, of fortune or of misfortune,
depending on the way it is applied.”
So, the elderly prince, in obeying the elders, became the king.
That literature is hewed from Oni la o moba, an evergreen track composed
by the quintessential African music legend, Orlando Owoh.
Owoh, christened as Stephen Oladipupo Olaore Owomoyela in Ifon, defunct
Owo Division of Ondo Province, 76 years ago, was no more than a
phenomenon.
Heavily moustachioed, gangling, ebony black, wafting loud with a husky
baritone and dotting an eye-bulge mien, the Orlando power simply seduced
the parched music souls. A real deal could also not have been less than
his grip on a unique, reliable rendition, gorgeously ennobled by the
rocking rhythm of lead and base guitars.
But for Owoh, the husky, the velvety and the swift, the music stopped in
the early hours of Tuesday, November 5. He died after an epic battle with
the stroke disease.
A man of humble background, Orlando attained early fame in the 60’s,
launching out with a wide acceptance in his maternal home of Owo, Ondo
State. As his renown soared, his paternal home of Ifon also in Ondo State,
grinned with envy at a time everyone thought Orlando was ‘a native of
Owo.’ He thus pacified his father’s natives with an impassioned song
translated as ‘there is no way you’ll have patrimony without
matrimony; rather than argue over ownership of a star, it’s rather you
both unite to empower and enrich him the more.’
All over Yorubaland, the Orlando musical whirlwind raged like a bellicose
harmattan fire. Though he rendered his genre in Yoruba and in his native
Owo dialect, he steadily appealed to other ethnic stocks in clear
demonstration that language is no barrier to good music.
He also waxed a few albums in English, pidgin, Igbo and Hausa languages.
In moral appeals and piety, Orlando had been an avande garde through
albums like Iyawo Olele, Jealousy jeolousy and Ibaje eniyan, ko da se
oluwa duro.
As per romantic music, D-Dor, as he was fondly called in some weird,
fanciful circles, was more than fecund. His greatest hit in that realm is
possibly ‘Yello Sisi Siddon Na Corner, Pushy Hand Na Joo.’
He is also known to have transformed music to a weapon of social reform
and potent tool for reversing unpopular government policies. Albums to his
credit in this respect include ‘Na Democracy we Want, Operation Feed
Nation, I Say No to Military; which was popularized by the track:
Babangida Chop Nigeria Taya Before he Go”.
Orlando is reputed as great and profoundly successful in the music art.
Not many, however, had caught glimpses of Orlando behind the scene.
This departed music legend was a friend of my father, Mr. Gabriel Fasua,
and their friendship blossomed at a time dad was a practising journalist,
in the early 8o’s.
Orlando might not have been admired by those given to utter disdain
against the indulgence of Indian hemp (or Gbana or Igbo or Ganja or Eja)
smoking but he and his Keneries Band members smoked like hell, retiring
afterward to private, individual music practice. D-Dor’s closest
associates then were Daddy Matter, an Ondo/Ekiti chair of National Union
of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) and Adebayo Success also the union’s
‘Final Word’ in Lagos State.
Dad hired a three-bedroom flat near Daddy Matter’s ‘face-me-I-face-you
bungalow in Ishelu, Owo. At DM’s (Daddy Matter) home, you would always
find Orlando. In a sunny afternoon while excitedly passing by DM’s
house, I saw Orlando in the balcony, trying some tunes on his guitar. A
certain fellow in the neighbourhood was sitting nearby admiring the great
musician. I then seized the moment, carelessly singing one of his tunes,
omo abi lowo etowo se (Owo natives, please be good ambassadors of Owo). He
stopped short and asked the fellow, ‘Who is the boy?’ ‘Oh, he is the
son of oga Journalist,’ the man replied. Forcing a smile, Orlando
replied, ‘He will also be a journalist.’ Today, I am a journalist.
When I first met the enigma called Orlando, it was at the testy era after
the 1979 general elections. Orlando was seen as supporting ruling National
Party of Nigeria (NPN) whereas the party only ruled at the federal level.
In Ondo State, Unity Party of Nigeria (UPN) of Chief Obafemi Awolowo was
in charge where its candidate, Chief Adekunle Ajasin was governor.
My dad sought to meet Orlando for an interview over his role in politics.
Rather than arrange a venue for the interview, Orlando pulled a surprise
as he drove down to our house near Jokas Palace, Owo. There was
pandemonium, as my mum did not have stew in the pot. She had to rally
round to make our unexpected guest comfortable.
Orlando, together with my dad, drained a bottle of Campari wine, while the
interview lasted. As the two adults became tipsy, I went in to tickle the
stereo and the amplifiers blared with Orlando’s song in which he hailed
then multi-millionaire, Ajanaku Makun, who was dad’s erstwhile landlord.
Heavily bemused, Orlando turned to everyone and said “this boy is
mischievous, he will end up being a journalist.’ Today, I’m a
journalist.
A close shot on Orlando, in my view, revealed a selfless team leader, as
some of his band members confessed to me that he had little concern with
money. If a night-out, for instance, had fetched N10, Orlando, they said,
could take N1.50 and leave out remaining N8.50 for his band members.
Another close observation also revealed that the titillating albums being
churned out by Orlando were never formally rehearsed. He and his band
members were more of soul mates, entrenched in seeming Siamese
thought-flow that is incomprehensible to apostles of standard music
practice.
Orlando also for a long time did not build a house perhaps not because he
did not cherish a befitting shelter but poignantly as a result of lack. In
taking to the binge, giving freely to the needy and assisting family
members to realize their aspirations and overcome their crises, building a
house for Orlando thus became an uphill task.
But what he lacked in material wealth, he gained in music talent and
remarkable goodwill. When he was detained in the military era over drug
cases, goodwill, I gathered, went a long way to ensure his eventual
release.
Not many, till today, can accurately explain the philosophy behind
Orlando’s modern hit track, ‘Oh Kangaroo.’ Some demur upon thinking
that D-Dor in the song, is deriding the poor man and asking Kangaroo
(belle) to go and marry the rich man. Foul.
The song was informed by the treachery and betrayal by one of Orlando’s
close allies, a sawmill owner in Ore, Ondo State. The man (names withheld)
snatched Orlando’s most beautiful young wife and also acquired his band,
converting it to a private business.
The snatched wife, during the snatching process, was warned by all to
rethink her action but she turned deaf hears because she thought that
Orlando’s friend was richer and that D-Dor would die in prison.
In the song, Orlando should have used ‘everybody appeals to you’ as
against ‘everybody approach you’, which is only a function of language
or that he wanted the song to appeal only to target audience.
A man who believed in himself in the egalitarian mould, he saw the man who
snatched his wife as ‘a poor man’ while he (Orlando) is ‘the rich
man.’
Though faulted for regaling in his harem and productive libido, Orlando in
his defence said he acted like an African man that he was and would never
be caught with the emotional shenanigan of harlotry and behind-the-back
stabs.
Always guided by abiding loyalty, when his benefactor, Ajanaku was alive,
he sang for him possibly for a fee but when the latter died, he sang the
deceased’s praises without presenting any bill to his family.
A catalogue of the Orlando era could only come to a summary that he
remains a living legend, one who assumed the enviable status of inimitable
music icon, in the court of public acclaim.
Adieu, D-Dor, the man who lived his times.
*Fasua is the acting News Editor of National Life, a Nigerian newspaper
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